In 2005, 2 weeks into a 12 month overseas contract, this over-zealous dick arrested me for something I clearly did not do. He used his mobile to ring my phone, to check I had given him the correct mobile number. I saved it. When I am drunk, I phone him at 5am, wake him up, and practise my German. | Funny Pictures, Quotes, Pics, Photos, Images. Videos of Really Very Cute animals.