80 Best Quotes for Facebook [2013 List]

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Best Quotes for Facebook

Best Quotes for Facebook

  • Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free.
  • Gravitation is not responsible for falling in love
  • The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it.
  • We are born with two options: to be slave or master of our destiny.
  • Every bad situation will have something positive, Even a stopped clock shows correct time twice a day. Think positive=SUCCESS
  • That’s so sweet when couples act like bestfriends and bestfriends act like couples.
  • If opportunity doesn’t knock build a door
  • Always remember you’re unique — just like everyone else.
  • Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.
  • Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move….and you’re married
  • Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
  • Anyone can make you happy by doing something special but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything.
  • Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together :)
  • If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
  • If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.
  • Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER and we should respect her.
  • Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate; Friends has 7 letters, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying.
  • Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.
  • You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.
  • We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
  • When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between you fingers, and remember that’s where my fingers fit perfectly.
  • elationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people one who can trust and one who can understand.
  • Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
  • If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
  • History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
  • First they ignore you then they laugh at you then they fight you then you win
  • The best way to predict the future is to create it
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  • When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.
  • If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you’ll never enjoy the sunshine.
  • Never leave on tomorrow, which u can do today.
  • Relationship is like a book, it takes few seconds to burn but years to write. So write it carefully n never let it burn.
  • Success is the problem but failure is the formula.. You can’t solve the problem without knowing the formula..
  • Many people live under the illusion that they have none.
  • Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.
  • No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
  • It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.
  • Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
  • All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
  • Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
  • He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
  • Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? -
  • When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I’m looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you’re constantly getting in my way! -
  • When someone doesn’t like something, it’s often because they’re not familiar with it, or they’re too familiar with it. -
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
  • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
  • The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room
  • he only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets
  • If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button
  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket
  • I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
  • We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
  • I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
  • Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.
  • Dogs have masters. Cats have staff
  • A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
  • Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
  • The best way to lie is to tell the truth
  • You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
  • A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous
  • The life and love we create is the life and love we live
  • Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies
  • At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet
  • We need not think alike to love alike.
  • Love is not a matter of counting the years… But making the years count
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