100 Status For BBM

August
22
, Monday | 1 comment
Status For BBM is a great way to get a lot of attention without having to reveal personal information about you feelings or activities; something many people don’t feel comfortable with. They are also not hard to come up with. They can be funny comments about news events, sports, funny quotes, or just clever twists on things that happen in everyday life. Here are some examples of some different Good BBM Status that you can use to brighten your social networking community’s day.

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  • If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
  • Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
  • Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighbouring table n wish you”d ordered that.
  • If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.
  • Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
  • Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
  • FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block funny pictures THE END
  • The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy.
  • If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read..
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it.
  • I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
  • The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
  • I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic..
  • I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience…
  • I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT..
  • My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.
  • That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
  • Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, there’s nothing right; and on the right side, there’s nothing left…
  • Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
  • Do you know the difference between a lady and a woman? A lady does what she’s told and a woman does what she dam well pleases!
  • Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
  • I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…
  • Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..
  • I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.”
  • I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
  • Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting?
  • I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
  • Thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you.
  • Some relationships are like tom and Jerry, they irritate each other, they tease each other, but they still can’t live without each other..
  • I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.
  • That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away.
  •  If you like me, tell Me. if you miss me show it and if you love me, PROVE IT
  • The best things in life are FREE …. Family, Friends, Smiles, Hugs, Kisses, Love, Sleep, Good Memories.
  • Just because you have a heart, it does not make you a human. You need to have emotions in that.
  • You can ignore me for as long as you want, but you can never change the memories that I brought in your life.
  • Wishes are always granted but you just have to wait for the perfect time.
  • We always overestimate our worries & underestimate our potential.
  • Dont count your days. Make your days count.
  • Every single moment counts. When you add them all up, they equal your life.
  • The difference between CAN and CANNOT are only three letters. Three letter that determine your life direction.
  • Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
  • I can talk to hundreds of people in one day, but none of them compare to the smile you can give me in one minute.
  • Please tell me you will remember, no matter how much I do wrong, that I had the best of intentions all along.
  • Sometimes its easier to say that you dont care than to explain all the reasons why you still do.
  • Do not go where a path may lead. Instead go where there is no path and leave a trail.
  • When we love, it is not necessary to understand what is happening outside, because everything happens inside us instead.
  • Every heart has a pain. Only the way of expressing it is different. Fools hide it in eyes, while brilliant hide it in their smile.
  • 3 steps to move on. CTRL + ALT + DEL. Control yourself, look for an alternate solution & delete the situation that hurts you.
  • There are three things life brings us: tears, smiles and memories. Tears gets wipe away. A smile fades away. But memories last a lifetime.
  • Can you catch? I think I’m falling for you.
  • I think its time I let go of the past, live in the present, and look forward to the future.
  • Life is not always what we want it to be. Sometimes, it’s what we never knew we need it to be.
  • If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read..
  • If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  • I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
  • The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
  • I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic..
  • I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience…
  • I may be old enough to know better, but I am STILL young enough to DO IT..
  • My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.
  • That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
  • Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, there’s nothing right; and on the right side, there’s nothing left…
  • Tip to reduce weight, first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
  • Do you know the difference between a lady and a woman? A lady does what she’s told and a woman does what she dam well pleases!
  • Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
  • I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…
  • Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..
  • I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.”
  • I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
  • Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting?
  • I’m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
  • Thinks I feel great when I go to bed drunk. I wake up feeling crap. Obviously sleep is bad for you.
  • Some relationships are like tom and Jerry, they irritate each other, they tease each other, but they still can’t live without each other..
  • I am going to start cleaning my house. And by cleaning, i mean drinking beer and spraying everything with febreze.
  • That awkward moment when you keep talking & you don`t realize your friend walked away.
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