Joe Shmoe
You can't afford the life they have right away. Your parents were broke as shit when they first started out too.
Our planet is doing what it has done for thousands of years...
Become better leaders!
Be better people and stop bullying people you don't agree with!
If you can't find a good person, be one!
Stay off social media...
Joe Shmoe
Other quotes by cARDI b...
'People be asking me, 'What do you does? Are you a model? Are you, like, a comedian or something?' Nah, I ain't none of that. I'm a hoe. I'm a stripper hoe. I'm about this shmoney.'"
'Ever since I started using guys, I feel so much better about myself. I feel so damn powerful.'"
I'm not taking advice from this idiot.
Joe Shmoe
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I don't like Trump. But this is what gets me. When Slick Willy was getting a blow job in the oval office and lying under oath the left said "it's just sex".
Now they act like something that happened years ago before Trump was in office is newsworthy. "Yeah but he paid to make it go away?" So what? That happens every damn day. Slick Willy paid Paula Jones $850,000. You can bet he would have paid it earlier if he thought he could keep it under wraps.
Joe Shmoe
Kind of like how the liberals railed against war but are silent when you mention drone bombings, Libya, and that time Obama drew a line in the sand with Syria.
Joe Shmoe
I can't stand to read shit like this. I don't really care that she has makeup on when she said no makeup but for christ sake how hard is it to actually spell words out these day? Yeah maybe she's on a cell phone but they have spell check these days.
Joe Shmoe
A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship.
The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:
From bondage to spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith to great courage;
From courage to liberty;
From liberty to abundance;
From abundance to complacency;
From complacency to apathy;
From apathy to dependence;
From dependence back into bondage.
~Alexander Fraser Tytler
Joe Shmoe
I think most people with the exception of penesopheles are more open to people being gay than they realize. They are however not open to you cramming your gayness/transgender or whatever you identify with, down their throats.
Don't go waiving your religion or your views in my face like a big fat wiener and we won't have a problem.
Joe Shmoe
"Free" doesn't mean what you think it means and in the current situation we are already over paying because the majority of schools are state funded. If they got rid of that funding, and it were a true capitalistic market, the cost of education would be a lot lower.
Joe Shmoe
I have worked at small mom and pop businesses and large corporations and it may be true that the large corporation CEO's make an obscene amount of money while the real workers only make a fraction of that but, I'd rather have that scenario than the one where government gets to tell people how much they are worth and should be paid.
Joe Shmoe
You forgot, the "patriot act", the NDAA, the NSA spying, along with indefinite detention, the militarized police state and, drone bombing american citizens.
I'm sure I forgot a few as well.
Joe Shmoe
If the people that created those don't live in mud hut and ride a bicycle to their organic farm where they do everything by hand they are nothing more than hypocrites.
Joe Shmoe
It had died way before this fight. I got suckered on a couple of Tyson fights and I haven't bought a pay per view since.
Ortiz head butted and the ref signaled to continue. First rule of boxing is to protect yourself. He didn't and he paid for it.
Joe Shmoe
Although I know I have atheist friends on facebook I rarely see them post about being an atheist. I do see them like posts about not believing in fairy tails but they rarely share those posts. My religious friends however are another story. The bring god back into our schools posts are almost a weekly event as well as the weekly popular pro religious posts.
Joe Shmoe
If you get your news from one source whether it's Fox, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, or CNN you are only going to get one side of the story.
I have no doubt Fox pushes the right agenda while for the most part the others push the left agenda. The truth is usually somewhere in the middle.
Joe Shmoe
Behind every broke millennial is a participation trophy for everything they have ever done. Stop playing a victim and demanding you be paid $100k to open PDF's you twit!
Joe Shmoe
There is no way in hell I would let a group of bikers box me in and bring me to a complete stop. They better have damn good medical insurance.
Joe Shmoe
Haven't you heard? Millennials aren't getting married these days. Can't keep them from making babies, but... Yeah, screw going into debt for a 1 day party.
Joe Shmoe
I don't watch football so I could give two shits but someone should point out to these dipshits that they get paid to entertain, whether they are athletes or movie stars. And while it's their right to protest, take a knee, or even complain at an award show they are only hurting themselves when they get political because they are inevitably alienating half their fans who spend their money to watch them entertain.
Joe Shmoe
That wasn't a debate but a debacle. I found it funny the guy was offended about the overweight comment and the government taking care of him yet here we are where the government is banning large sodas because we can't take care of ourselves. A liberal paradise.
Joe Shmoe
5 years after the U.S. helped overthrow an elected government in Iran and installed a puppet dictator. 15 years after that Iran's puppet dictator was overthrown and the radical muslims were put into power.
Joe Shmoe
You also want "free" college, housing, welfare, and open borders that further tax the system.
25% doesn't go very far when they are spending more than a trillion dollars more than they take in already.
Joe Shmoe
McDonald's starting using it after it was associated with causing hunger.
Pretty sure the Soviet Union was the cause of hunger but what ever.
Joe Shmoe
So the alternative is to raise their taxes. They lay off that worker and now he only has welfare checks to live on. Politicians then squander (pay their buddy's) the tax money on some million dollar study to see if penguins fuck missionary style or dog style. The worker is no better off and welfare has increased. Then the cycle repeats.
Joe Shmoe
And yes I realize Jeff Bezos isn't with Walmart. Tucker is an idiot even if he would have gotten the name and company right that doesn't change.
Joe Shmoe
Regular trucks can accelerate pretty quick as well with no load. You just start out in 3rd or 4th gear.
Load it to 80,000 lbs and then see how it does.
Joe Shmoe
Congratulations!!
On a side note most of the shit on this site is NSFW. That's why we have to shut the volume off and listen for coworkers sneaking up on us!
Joe Shmoe
I'm thinking more liberal democrats watched the debate then conservative republicans.
I can't wait until the fireworks start with their debates. Who will win the self proclaimed socialist or the lying scumbag lawyer?
Joe Shmoe
I think the biker was making a statement after he got in front of the BMW by not keeping up with the car in the right hand lane and thereby slowing the guy in the BMW down. It doesn't make it right but he played chicken and paid for it.
Joe Shmoe
After bitching about all the pictures of not having black people on any giving board, administration, show, or whatever you looney liberals come up with you don't want to show them off?
Joe Shmoe
Medical mistakes are the 3rd leading cause of hospital deaths....
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/22/medical-errors-third-leading-cause-of-death-in-america.html
Joe Shmoe
Yeah! WTF! Man my rates have went through the roof and my internet has been throttled back!! Just kidding haha NN is a fucking scheme to hand over control to the government so they can really fuck it up. But keep being a jackass there sport.
Joe Shmoe
Everyone knows the Duke boys were racist hooligans who would steal you blind if you let them. At least that is what liberals would have you believe.
Joe Shmoe
Not sure which game they pulled the latest bait and switch on but they have a pretty good track record of promising the goods and then delivering about half of what was promised. The part they did deliver however is full of bugs so there's that.
Joe Shmoe
You can also have your wife raped there and when she reports it she can go to jail for a year for having sex with someone who she wasn't married to. Fuck dubai.
Joe Shmoe
That would be funny if there weren't asset forfeiture that happens to non criminals. Get caught with your paycheck in cash on the way to pay your lawyer and they take it and don't charge you with a crime but they don't give you back your cash because they "suspect it may have been obtained illegally".
Joe Shmoe
Ron Paul started a revolution talking about freedom.
Bernie Sanders is promising to make everything free.
The problem with free is someone always has to pay for it. If you want to see how well "free healthcare" is really going to work just look at the VA debacle. Government doesn't do anything well except spend our money very poorly!
Joe Shmoe
I didn't see it mentioned that Spain is broke and borrowing money from the European Union. They used to complain about the long wait to see a Dr. Do you think it is worse now that they are broke?
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=112014770
Joe Shmoe
I heard they just opened up a gender studies plant right next to the liberal arts factory.
Maybe that is the reason you are 80k in debt and can't think about retirement.
Joe Shmoe
I hope I win the lottery just so I can reconnect with old friends I haven't seen in 20 years as well as piece together my family tree to the beginning of time.
Joe Shmoe
My first thought was they can write pretty well for being in kindergarten. But then I kept reading and realized it wasn't written very well at all.
Joe Shmoe
In a world where people are disliked for the color of their skin isn't it nice to know you can also hate them for the sports team they root for as well. I'll never understand the dicks that walk the earth to be rude to people that love the same sport as them.
Joe Shmoe
Does anyone outside of California actually watch any of these stupid award shows?
I've never attempted to watch one in my life and I don't know who those guys even are or what they played in.
Joe Shmoe
Looked more like slurry than concrete. There wasn't any big aggregate in it and that reduces strength. It would have been better to pour the slab to near the bottom of the door so you don't have a step right out of the house.
Concrete done okay.
Joe Shmoe
If the government calls it something it most likely the opposite. The Patriot Act comes to mind.
The idea that ISP's are going to charge you more to access a certain site is fucking retarded and fear mongering. Unless you haven't noticed companies have been increasing bandwith limits not decreasing them. They do this to try and gain and or keep customers. As that has happened the cost of bandwith has also declined and will continue to decline in cost. That is unless some fucktards get their way and use scare tactics that the government is the only one that can save us from something that wasn't happening in the first place.
Joe Shmoe
Except with modern cars all of the electronics are toast or soon and then there is the issue of when every connector in the car gets corrosion between the contacts and they stop working.
Joe Shmoe
I feel the same way about the NES Classic. Even though they canceled it it's like they are still trying to hype it up so the scalpers can make their money.
Joe Shmoe
Here's a better representation of the drop off. The first 15-20 at the bottom to start climbing are nearly vertical as well.
http://gmtnation.com/forums/uploads/monthly_04_2014/post-6041-0-99839000-1398787840.jpg
Joe Shmoe
I watched most of it without the English subtitles. I'm sure it was intense for them but it just looked like a bunch of guys running around shooting.
Joe Shmoe
I can't say I'm a fan of Leary but I think he was actually funnier than Greg. Last Comic Standing wasn't his best work and really took a dive when they introduced Natasha Leggero as a comedian.
Greg did put a beat down on Leary in that clip though. I almost felt bad for him.
Joe Shmoe
Holy crap they didn't do anything the easy way. They had a wheelbarrow setting there but mixed up the concrete on the ground and shoveled it into a bucket to fill in the void.
Joe Shmoe
Either a different shirt color for the little girl should have been chosen or a different back drop. It's like an arm and a head floating next to an alien.
Joe Shmoe
He looks like a younger but fat Allen Rickman.
https://www.google.com/search?q=alan+rickman&espv=210&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=6hZ9UqXTJM3rigLt1YCIBw&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=699#imgdii=_
Joe Shmoe
Heard some story last night saying it didn't matter that a lot of the fires were started by arson because they have been sounding the alarm about climate change.
We didn't start the fire... oh wait.
Joe Shmoe
If she thinks the economy is fucked up now she should have been trying to find a job when Obama was killing jobs with more regulations and taxes.
With a 3.6% unemployment rate odds are if you are unemployed you don't want to work...
Joe Shmoe
Our kids are being conditioned to accept being spied on at every turn. From the local gas station to their home with Alexa listening for the next command.
Joe Shmoe
The kids will become the head of the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation collecting millions in salary "giving to charity" there by avoiding a huge inheritance tax penalty. Don't think this wasn't a well thought out plan.
Joe Shmoe
If he would have been smart he would have said she would have to settle for a large pixelated dick. If you are going to use lame shit to pick up trashy women you have to be able to come up with a second line when the first doesn't pan out like you expect.
Joe Shmoe
While they did use doors as desktops and Bezos still does I have to call BS. Amazon went public in 1997 so I doubt he had a paper Amazon logo in his office in 1999. This picture was probably taken in 94 or 95 not long after the company was started.
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/01/23/jeff-bezos-first-desk-at-amazon-was-made-of-a-wooden-door.html
Joe Shmoe
I was for it before I was against it. And my favorite is for Romney Care but against ObamaCare.
It not only make you a hypocrite it makes you a flip flopper. Grow a pair of balls and stick with your conviction.
Joe Shmoe
They don't do that because it should match side to side. Doing so uses more tile when you have to cut pieces to square it up. What you have here is someone who paid for the tile out of the job and he wasn't paying for extra tile to make it the square.
Joe Shmoe
I have a program where you could have done it in half the time without ever stepping in a GYM while learning proper nutrition so it doesn't come back. You can't out run the fork.
Joe Shmoe
I watched the entire series last year. I wouldn't have made it if I had to wait a week for a new episode let alone waiting out the off season.
Joe Shmoe
I got to a 1:32 before I decided I didn't care enough to finish the video. I thought it was funny they took the time to waste a shit ton of paper then took the moral high ground that they were recycling it and giving the proceeds to charity though.
Joe Shmoe
Twitter is like going to the bar and trying to yell over all the drunks to the hot chick in the corner who isn't even remotely interested.
Also John would probably have more followers if he wasn't such a douche.
Joe Shmoe
This guy swears in them so NSFW but he has some good ones where he puts himself in the commercials.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKDccUFqmDQ
Joe Shmoe
You aren't likely to get a specific persons browsing history so all those donations are probably going into some bank account to enrich the one who started it. Sounds like a get rich quick scheme that actually works.
Joe Shmoe
I think the majority of people understand that the police don't think "hey I'm going to..."
The problem is it happens and for whatever reason the thin blue line covers up for each other. I get it you're brothers and sisters but for shit sake if you can't understand you're not above the law you are enforcing, then you should try barber school, because I sure as fuck don't want you packing a gun with a chip on your shoulder.
Joe Shmoe
I must have been the only one that watched it because there's no comments and I watched it twice so I could see the chicks with nice titty's.
People were thinking a stupid dog race and there I was staring at bouncing titties. Life is like a box of chocolates.
Joe Shmoe
I need to order the original episodes so I can watch it with my kids.
But show of hands.. Who goes to the theater to watch movies in 3D? I can't stand to watch movies that way.
Joe Shmoe
"We left this side blank so you could help"
Place tape over notch and record away! Thanks, I feel better already, especially after paying $27 for a cd when they first came out.
Joe Shmoe
He had me cheering until he said follow what Teddy Roosevelt did. Get rid of the money yes. Create another government agency to oversee and waste more money on, no.
I've seen comparisons of Obama to Lincoln and I have to say he's more like Teddy. A liberal with big government ideas.
Joe Shmoe
I saw something similar to this on Craigslist for April fools day. Where they were giving away a PS4 and to not say anything but the Chewbacca roar and they would call the best one back to give them the prize.
Joe Shmoe
Look at me! Look at me! Poor, poor me!
Here's an idea instead of making a stupid video you call the local news to come down to do a story so you don't look like an idiot. I get they are on your property and the county is unwilling to move it but making your video is like getting on facebook and saying I could use your prayers. Worthless.
Joe Shmoe
Usually you have to wait twenty years before you cringe for someones sense of style at prom.
I don't think the girls want to be in the picture.
Joe Shmoe
The other argument is that most scientist agree that it is happening. Except most scientist agreed the earth was flat and also the center of the universe. A theory doesn't make it a law.
Joe Shmoe
What really grinds my gears is theses scammers are getting so lazy they have resorted to robo calls and expect me to call them back so they can take me for a ride.
Joe Shmoe
They'll just put a lock on that drawer too, that's how it works in security. Keep it up and they'll have to attach the clasp so the screws are covered as well.
Joe Shmoe
If that girl ever figures out she can put the phone book on her foot herself and then kick it into a garbage can, those two guys will be out of a job.
Joe Shmoe
If he didn't get out from in front of my car he'd be doing it via wheelchair. Target can't even keep a credit card account safe, who in their right mind would hand it over to a panhandler?
Joe Shmoe
Who doesn't eat ass for fun you twit. It's not like there is a ass eating factory. And if there was millennials sure wouldn't be going to that job.
Joe Shmoe
Hard for life to get better when all you want to do is play video games and hope for everyone to be equal. Then when they aren't you throw fits telling everyone you are triggered and offended.
Joe Shmoe
She (the government) has the screen door closed. While all her other cats (the people) are pushing on it trying to get out but like I said she the path blocked.
Joe Shmoe
Just read the other day the woman that accused the Duke Lacrosse team of rape is in jail for murder.
To bad they didn't throw her in jail for equal time before she stabbed her boyfriend.
Joe Shmoe
If you can find someone who can work all day without having to leave early for 5 days straight, actually shows up let alone on time, and doesn't spend half the day on their cell phone, you're fucking golden and have the cream of the crop.
Joe Shmoe
It was kind of cool to see it but it wasn't split near as precise and square as he stated it would be. This leads me to believe he probably won't have 50 square feet for something else.
Joe Shmoe
I think those are just short pants but on that note, the guy who invented capri pants should be shot and drug through the streets. Who the hell wants to see cankles anyway?
Joe Shmoe
If this dumb shit joins the military and gets off the snowflake couch I'll buy her birth control too. I'm not however going to pay for her abortion should she be too stupid to use it.
Joe Shmoe
That's the only statement that fool has going for him. If the U.S. wouldn't have listened to the windbag which is John McCain and armed the rebels which now call themselves ISIS there wouldn't be an issue.
It's not a strong defense if you're on offense all the time. I get tired of hearing how our soldiers are coming back in bags and wheelchairs. War gets old especially when you are fighting for someone else that won't try to help themselves.
Joe Shmoe
One or two issues is not usually a big deal. In the case of Mitt Romney I have to say he flipped so many times he didn't know what he was flipping. And to top it off he flipped on abortion. How many Mormons do you know that have ever been in favor of abortion?
Joe Shmoe
If you supported Kayne for being rude and interrupting Taylor during a televised awards show, I have no doubt you can blow with the wind and condemn him for his free speech that you disagree with.
Joe Shmoe
"I am blown away with how far this journey has taken me!!!"
The people behind you realize you have a long way to go and wish you would get going.
Joe Shmoe
Nobody likes paying taxes. Liberals love to say they have no problem paying taxes for feel good projects until it's actually time to pay the fucking tax!
Joe Shmoe
The point he is making is that as long as you focus on groups of people instead of individuals you are always going to have some sort of discrimination. If you promote individual liberty everyone is equal but if you promote one group over another you are discriminating as well as trying to dissect the population.
Joe Shmoe
Let me know how your next protest goes at your work. Call me when they fire you so I can play my sad violin music. He's free to do what he wants but it isn't free from consequences.
Joe Shmoe
To bad we don't have a time machine so we can go back and see how outraged you were when Bill Clinton got a blow job in the white house then lied under oath about it. Or how about him paying $850K to Paula Jones for sexual misconduct. Or the time hiLIARy sold uranium to the russians and they donated $145 million to the Clintion foundation. Never mind that fact that the DNC keep claiming the Russians hacked their server emails when Wikileaks said they did not come from the Russians. But please do tell us about your outraged how trump having sex a decade before becoming president and paying to keep it under wraps is supposed to get everyone up in arms...
Joe Shmoe
You should probably do a bit of study on patent law so you can get a better idea of what monopolies are. If it weren't for the patent laws other companies could reverse engineer the drug and lower the price through competition.
What this jackass did was not because of free market capitalism it was due to a government sanctioned monopoly.
Joe Shmoe
Retouching picture for dummies.
Say you are a painter. You apply for a job to paint the inside of a house. They ask you to paint 4-5 rooms of a 10 room house as part of your resume.
They said fuck off I'm not painting it for free.
Joe Shmoe
You're a fucking idiot. Mexico has gun control and their gun deaths are higher than the U.S. even though they have about 15% of the guns we have and a third of the population.
200 years out of date? All you liberals are so fucking smart you can't have a debate without a safe space let alone come up with a living document that created the greatest country on earth after fighting a bloody war for independence.
Joe Shmoe
Come on starfan that was an isolated incident!! Oh maybe not? A quick search brought up these three stories. I have friends that are police and they are good guys but if you think for a minute that there aren't some shitty cops just like there are some shitty citizens, your an idiot.
You can be against criminals and police brutality/corruption at the same time, it's not an all or nothing deal.
http://news.yahoo.com/alabama-police-officer-charged-assaulting-indian-man-062639725.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqCNW_hGiOg
http://photographyisnotacrime.com/2015/04/nypd-cop-paws-on-woman-standing-on-sidewalk-before-pouncing-on-friend-for-recording/
Joe Shmoe
He said in the comments on youtube that he does sleep with it in his hand and that it's a revolver.
http://www.msn.com/en-za/news/featured/video-pe-woman-shoots-at-intruders/ar-BBjHhgV
Joe Shmoe
I'm sorry all I heard was derp, derp derp, derp.................
You can't keep voting for socialism because before long it becomes full blown socialism. How fucking hard is it to understand you can't keep giving things away (from your neighbors bank account) before your neighbor says fuck it I'm going to just jump on the free band wagon too.
Joe Shmoe
Creating memories are a waste of resources? When you look back on life odds are you'll have more regrets about the things you didn't do than the things you did.
Joe Shmoe
Your're a fucking idiot. Unless you live in a mud hut and farm your own food to trade for other goods just shut the hell up. Bunch of snowflakes setting around the local starbucks on their iTampons not contributing a damn thing but bitching like they are the ones keeping things together. You pathetic losers.
Joe Shmoe
I'd hardly call RT mainstream media and if you watched the video it points out how the media is reporting Israel saying the civilian casualties are because they are using "human shields" but non of the people they spoke to said they were told by Hamas they should put themselves in harms way. Plus out of hundreds of air strikes and over a thousand people killed, most of them civilians, they have only found one site that had any actual weapons. I'm sure that doesn't mean anything to you but I know I got suckered by the WMD's Bush said were in Iraq so I'm a bit more skeptical when a government is feeding lines to the media about war, whether it's our government or someone elses.
Joe Shmoe
The new normal is to blame runoff colored water on the the stream protection being revoked. Like they were just standing at the ready to dump shit in the stream once it was signed.
Joe Shmoe
He does pander and I don't like Rand near as much but even with his pandering he is better than Hillary, Rubio, Bush and any of the others mentioned so far.
Joe Shmoe
The US government isn't going to attack it's own people? Like with a drone bomb that has already killed 4 Americans? Or what about pass a bill like the NDAA that states they can lock it's citizens up and detain them forever without ever having any legal hearing?
People say that would never happen to us. Those people should ask some Japanese Americans their thoughts on if it could happen to a U.S. citizen.
Joe Shmoe
The sad part is the people that are for amnesty are the same ones that are mad at Wal Mart and others for paying low wages. Too stupid to realize that cheap influx of labor keeps labor cheap.
Joe Shmoe
You're a retard if you claim one religion to be a cult and claim yours to be the true path. Your book claims people lived to be 900 years old. Yet you buy it hook line and sinker.
Joe Shmoe
I don't blame Israel for the Palestinians lobbing rockets but it takes two to tango and who is the bigger bad guy... The guy who places his forces in schools or hospitals or the guy who does an air strike knowing they're in a school or a hospital.
My six degrees of separation as you called is it is why the other middle east countries hate us. Well, that and a blind love for Israel and the thought they can't do any wrong, along with continued meddling in their affairs.
The U.S. is sending planes, bombs, and missles to nearly every country in the region Including Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia,Qatar, Iraq,Oman, Kuwait, Bahrain, United Arab Emirites, and last but not least Israel. Nothing says you are committed to the middle east peace process like planes, bombs and missles. So yeah, I don't think the U.S. can really say they have clean hands when it comes to the current and on going crises.
Plus now it has came out that some of the weapons we sent to Iraq and Afganistan have either came up missing or are in the hands of the terrorist the U.S. was fighting to begin with. And the problem with the U.S. government hindsight is they never learn a damn thing.
Joe Shmoe
Sure you are Mike. I'm sure you were antiwar while Obama was ramping up his drone bombing as well.
The funny part about your argument is there isn't any evidence of collusion with Russia but you know where collusion was found to sway the election? The DNC and hiLIARy that's where. Caught red handed and the left still loves her. Collusion, what a joke.
Joe Shmoe
I know a lot of farmers that are well off. Some of the ones who are the biggest farmers in my area get huge payments from the government but it's unpopular to point out the welfare queens in your own area and I'm sure it isn't just in my backyard.
Sugar beats are a big crop where I live. ... https://www.atr.org/top-five-reasons-end-us-sugar-subsidies
Joe Shmoe
I usually don't put much stock on Karma votes on this site but in your case you're a special kind of stupid and I believe you've earned it fair and square.
Joe Shmoe
Which one did they talk about people living to be hundreds of years old?
Isn't it nice that they changed it when someone went.. shit these shrimp are delicious. We should eat them.
Joe Shmoe
I took a stroll over to curtsnewhat.com and apparently he DOESN'T have more money or brains and they are using the website to solicit donations because being a moron cost a lot of money.
Joe Shmoe
I don't believe it's the end goal of almost all muslims, it's just the ones that don't agree don't speak up. We have that in the States. People complain at home about our politicians and how we should throw them all out but come election day they stay home and sit on the couch.
Joe Shmoe
It happens. I sent a letter to the local paper last week and when it was published I didn't tell anyone because after I read it I noticed I used are instead of our.
Joe Shmoe
It doesn't work because instead of our elected officials working for us and doing what's right and following the constitution they follow the leader of their party. Then they work to get re-elected. Repeat every election cycle.
Joe Shmoe
Maybe they've attended more college and can quote a liberal professo but the lack of common sense is fucking ridiculous. If that is more literate you can keep it.
Joe Shmoe
You seem to be in denial that the left and the right wing both want more government control. The right just claims to be for smaller government except for a few in the minority which the RINO's call wacko birds for actually trying to rein in the government.
And if legalizing drugs was a right wing concept just how far to the right was Nixon when declared "the war on drugs". Besides Rand Paul who leans libertarian can you name another republican candidate for president that has ever hinted at legalizing drugs?
Legalizing drugs is a right wing concept? Oregon, Washington, California, and Colorado are all more left wing then right. I don't think you yourself understand what the term left wing and right wing mean.
Joe Shmoe
Should we take your comments serious and call the authorities?
It seems like every nutcase that goes on a shooting spree makes remarks just like yours and they are ignored until after the shooting is over. I think you're just a blow hard that thinks he's getting attention for spouting off about jews, but you never know.
Joe Shmoe
You caught me Pat-man. Where I live we just barely got cowboy boots. It took some horse trading to talk the natives out of wearing the moccasins to weddings.
You are so evolved, I'm in awe.
Joe Shmoe
You make some valid points and for the most part I agree with you. The problem is government doesn't do anything well except spend huge sums of money poorly. Healthcare will cost more and the care would be worse.
All you have to do is look at the VA hospitals to get a glimpse of government provided health care.
Joe Shmoe
He also took the money he made and put it back into his inventions which left him virtually in debt when he died.
He quit Edison after working months to improve a motor that Edison said he'd give him $50,000 to do, but after accomplishing it Edison said he was joking and offered him a $10 a week raise.
Joe Shmoe
The dancing is part of the show. If she sat in a chair and played you wouldn't finish watching one of her videos most likely.
The one she did at the Jazz game is pretty cool but the sound quality isn't very good on that one.
Joe Shmoe
Maybe not, but what they did say is "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall NOT be infringed."
Not "don't be playing with your guns and beating off or you can't have them." Or "if someone see's you playing with them the government can take them away."
Joe Shmoe
At first I was thinking it was a pickup line to get chicks but then I remembered he's a guy doing nails so, he is obviously gay. So with that I think you hit the nail guy for what he was after.
Joe Shmoe
I was just going to say your fees include the wall around the resort which makes this possible.
When I went to Cancun last year everything not fenced in was a dump.
Joe Shmoe
I wouldn't say she's ugly. Plus at least she isn't Chelsea UGGO.
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Joe Shmoe
I voted for him to but your comment was on point. None of the presidents of my adult life have been worth a shit. Only a few congressman have been worth a shit come to think of it.
Joe Shmoe
Fuck em, this isn't facebook. If it was I wouldn't be able to post half the things I do. I love the titties but friends and family would down vote my comments I'll bet.
Joe Shmoe
You don't remember how the internet was broken before Net Neutrality???!! OMG That's racist!! I'll bet you're a home a phobe too!!
Just kidding. Uber Humor tards love having the government run their lives.
Joe Shmoe
I'm sure there are videos of the actual eclipse but I have to say the videos won't do it justice. We had about 20 scientist staying in the hotel we were at and they had telescopes they let us look through. They explained what was happening and I didn't expect the light to shine around the moon so I tried to take a picture but it was like trying to take a picture of the moon with my cell phone, the light was too bright and was blurry like in this video.
I asked one of the scientist about it and he said the pictures won't do it justice because they need the filters to capture it which also takes away the natural light and colors.
Joe Shmoe
I believe both can think for themselves the problem is most believe what their favored party tells them and they will argue until they are blue in the face that the "other party" is the real Nazi/ fascist or whatever flavor of the week insult is in style.
So in that regard the meme is dead on.
Joe Shmoe
I was speaking about the media twats 24/7 coverage of any suspect telling their life story after an attack. I'm an american who owns guns and supports gun rights by the way.
The legislation you speak of, would that be the NDAA or the repeal the 4th amendment act (patriot act)?
Joe Shmoe
When he had the opportunity to make a big impact he caves just like the majority who have been in congress for a major part of their lives. Case in point is in 2010 he switched his bill on audit the fed and offered up a watered down version that did nothing to do what it started out to do.
Joe Shmoe
I don't think the muslim countries are innocent either but do a bit of research Kamen Ryan and you'll see that our government has interfered in their affairs directly and indirectly so it's no wonder they resort to terrorism. We block their economies and we support their enemies.
Here's a short video on the over throw or Irans government. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_AHJQiMxIw
And this one is longer documentary but picks up after the over throw. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aub35WK9jY
"Why we fight" is also an excellent documentary on why we (the public) keep getting duped into wars by our government.
Joe Shmoe
As soon as you mentioned Hayek he gave up on the argument because he just wanted to throw out capitalist aristocracy but he had no idea who Keynes or Hayek were.
Joe Shmoe
Except we drink 12 ounce beers in America. 1 gallon =128 oz X 31 gallons= 3968 oz / 14 guys = 283.43 / 5 days = 56.69 oz per day / 12 oz cans= 4.72 beers each guy per day.
What probably happens is they get shit faced the first night and are hung over so nothing is drank for 2 days. Then they repeat and end up bringing back two cases of beer and tell people what a great party it was.
Joe Shmoe
From this story in 2009 that said he was 89 that would put him at being born in 1920.
The article has more details about his life.
http://edition.cnn.com/2009/US/11/05/vif2.pilot.trumpet/
Joe Shmoe
Not disputing the fact that the bathroom isn't clean. I'd just like to know how you came to the conclusion that this was an American? I've never seen a tub / sink faucet combination like that one.
Joe Shmoe
The 3.2% was a joke referencing Utah's stupid alcohol laws. 3.2 is the limit unless I believe you go to the state run liquor store. You can't go into a restaurant and order a beer without ordering food. They used to make you pay $15-20 a year to be a "member" for each bar. They've since doe away with that one though.
Joe Shmoe
I prefer not to get my thong all in a twist and laugh at it because it's a MOVIE. You know for entertainment purposes.
We don't need more sniveling about gender equality from Liberal tree huggers in reverse fashion.
Joe Shmoe
As screwed up as those clowns are it's better they don't cooperate. Whenever they do they spend money we don't have or create a law that cost us freedom and money.
Joe Shmoe
I give a fuck. It's one thing to make money off of ads. It's another to take my personal information (phone, email, location) to try and sell me more stuff or to sell my information altogether.
Joe Shmoe
A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa.
I love that quote. So you sir, may fuck off.
Joe Shmoe
If they are moderate they still have a long way to go. Just ask the woman who was raped and when she reported it she was arrested and charged with having sex outside of marriage.
Joe Shmoe
Retarded even.
And what you said may be true but I think the point being made is that the media is now selling it instead of just reporting it from our government.
Joe Shmoe
These guys sell the epoxy
and have videos on how to make your own plus refinish your countertops. That table would sell for thousands of dollars.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTYSouVgnpkqDbdG2hY2W5w
Joe Shmoe
You can't please everyone. Votes are like facebook likes they aren't going to get you anything. On top of that there are some who like to vote multiple times as it seems it makes them feel better about themselves for some reason.
Joe Shmoe
Not sure what the connection is but I wish people would stop giving AJ a podium. He's a loud dipshit. He's the Michael Moore of the idiot right. Not the right, just the idiots..
Joe Shmoe
As an atheist I get a bit pissed off when I see other atheist mocking those who are religious. But I didn't get this from the picture. Could it be that some religious person painted these being so naive that they didn't know what they were? That would be my guess. Besides getting butt hurt is quick way to receive more butt hurt.
On the other hand I'd buy toilet paper with an image of mohammed.
Joe Shmoe
I thought you liberal douche bags were tired of hearing about her emails and yet here you are bringing them into a post that has nothing to do with politics.
Joe Shmoe
Flat tv's were first developed in the 1950's.
I had a friend that worked at a micro chip company and in 1992 he said they were working on a television that was a little thicker than a picture frame although the tv's you buy today weren't sold commercially until around 1998.
Development takes time, especially where there are safety issues to consider.
Joe Shmoe
It's an outdoor weeding so I can see where high heels sinking in the grass could be a problem. Plus I'll bet they had more fun at that wedding party than the stuffy necktie affairs you attend.
Joe Shmoe
I have a similar theory about mass shootings. Where we are bombarded with every detail about the shooter for weeks and months afterward which creates the next copycat to try and one up the last.
I suspect shooting people on live television will be the new school shootings.
Joe Shmoe
Killing a baby isn't your body you liberal asshat. You all want to use "science" to use the governement for global warming/cooling but you'll ignore science when it comes to life with its own heartbeat.
Joe Shmoe
Conservative America needs two incomes to have the same standard from before the progressive America era. That means they are paying for all of that progressive "free" stuff.
I fixed that for you ChristopherFelix.
Joe Shmoe
They don't even own umbrellas. If it is raining that hard they just get a thicker skin and suck it up.
They can't drive for shit in a quarter inch of snow though.
Joe Shmoe
Like we are going to believe you have ever seen a vagina before.
"Whenever I meet someone new, if they listen to this shit, it will be a deal breaker. Dont want to sire a half-retard."
Joe Shmoe
I'm sorry Mike, that did come off as condescending. But I didn't mean you were a liberal tree hugger but just the opposite of that and was meant with a bit of sarcasm because the feminists would definitely have a fit if it were reversed. I would still laugh at it because it's for entertainment and I’d tell them the same thing.
I think misanthrope cares more than he'd like to admit though.
Joe Shmoe
The other side of the Emancipation Proclamation was that some European countries (mostly Brittain and France) were considering siding with the South because they could get goods cheaper through them but when Lincoln made slavery part of the fight they weren't inclined to help because slavery was seen as being repugnant in those countries.
And JoeJoeJoe is correct. Lincoln sent a letter to Horace Greeley that basically said he didn't care about the slaves, he only wanted to preserve the Union.
Joe Shmoe
You got excited because you think you can race bait me. I got news for you because like the majority of people I'm not the racist one. And as someone stated above you wrote a lot to tell everyone that you're the racist out of the group.
Joe Shmoe
It's the unity that perpetuates the racist attitude. The KKK and the aryan nation were about unity as well.
As for your caucasian feeling excluded comment you can do more to change racism in the U.S. by stopping the woe-is-me attitudes and trying make excuses for why it's harder for a black person. It isn't any harder for a poor black person than it is a poor chinese person or a poor hispanic person. Get over yourself and stop trying to divide people into groups and instead remember it's individuals who each have their own struggles.
Joe Shmoe
I have friends that work for the State where I live and they don't make 40-80k and they are basically on call 24-7 during the winter while working during the week. They work long hours, sometimes long hours on Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. Yes it's a job that they get paid for but that job also makes the roads less hazardous for people they don't know as well as friends and loved ones. Showing appreciation cost nothing but because you think they are paid well you think they don't deserve it?
Joe Shmoe
Americans are in control. When they vote. The problem is people like to vote like they are plopping their money on a horse at the local horse track. Pick a winner at the local horse track. Vote for the guy that is the best candidate even if he isn't the eventual winner. Also... Picking the lessor of two evils is still picking evil.
Joe Shmoe
Being brainwashed by people with an agenda to give more control to the government in an attempt to make you feel better that you are doing something for a problem that doesn't exist should make you pause. For years they said it was global cooling then it was global warming. Now it's an accurate name (climate change) but they are still saying it's warming. The earth moves in cycles warming and cooling, It's done it for thousands of years. But science says.. It's a theory and until they have proof it isn't scientific law. Meaning it's inconclusive.
Joe Shmoe
I read your other post and thought "right on! But what the fuck did you do with the real Penisapple"? Then I got to this comment.
Here you are.
Joe Shmoe
Your comments are laughable. Every presidential candidate is covered by the media? Besides the democrat and republican candidates can you name some others? Even Jon Stewart picked up how the media picks and chooses who they are going to cover. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtDJ6Ay4QMw
If by dig us out of a hole you mean that he doubled the national debt in less than 8 years you would be correct. Have you ever heard that when you get yourself into a hole you should probably stop digging? GWB was horrible with our money and he was down right stingy next to the tax and spend dipshit you fawn over.
Joe Shmoe
I heard the government hires nerds to go around the internet to defend their screwed up and illegal policies while trying to paint the real hero's as traitors who were just in it for the fame and fortune.
Problem with that is Snowden isn't getting paid. He gave the information to the media to warn people that the government was doing what they already said they weren't doing.
I can't believe actual people could be upset at the guy who is telling you that your own government is lying to you and spying on your every move. Not only that but they are spying even on their closest allies.
Joe Shmoe
The one on the left was "maintained" by a bell employee. The one on the right hasn't been "maintained" yet but the splice tray will look just as trashy in a couple of years.
Joe Shmoe
Well actually if you go to the youtube link it says to hit the cc on the bottom right to get the English subtitles. I just had lost interest to watch it again with the subtitles since it looked like they were just running around.
Joe Shmoe
As Hopper said in A bugs life... You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up! Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one and if they ever figure that out there goes our way of life! It's not about food, it's about keeping those ants in line. That's why we're going back! Does anybody else wanna stay?
Joe Shmoe
Google double mastectomy.
My wife had cancer 7 years ago and had it done. Hers don't look as bad as the ones from google but I sure miss some nice titties. Plus she has no feeling so the thrill is gone.
The shirts are funny but making jokes about it is all breast cancer survivors have left. I got my wife one that said "cancer touched my breast so I kicked it's ass" and "cancer stole 2nd base but I won the game".
Any way. Fuck cancer! I'm headed back to look at the covered racks on UH.
Joe Shmoe
I think you hit the nail on the head. I know tons of kids that say it's expensive to go to school but if they have a job they can't have a social life. Well are you there for the social life or to get the degree? Because social life equals more debt.
Joe Shmoe
*A massive fuel filled cylinder made of aluminum.
NIST admits the plane didn't bring the building down but claims it was the fire instead.
Concrete will fail in a pressure test. They do those tests to see what the break PSI will be for a given application (I've also done concrete cylinder break tests for WAQTC certification). If it were the pancaking effect that brought down the building there would have still been slabs of concrete stacked on itself, not powdered rubble.
Google a pancaked building and you'll see what I mean.
Joe Shmoe
I'm not saying I buy whole heartily in the conspiracy theory but I have googled building pancaking and they don't end up being dust. They look like they are stacked pancakes. With that if the top pieces are being pulverized into dust what makes the bottom not able to hold the top floors that it previously held up just fine?
Also there is the fact that there has never been a high rise building taken down by fire until 9/11 and on that day there were three of them. One of which wasn't hit by the plane and the fires had mostly burned themselves out before the building came down.
Joe Shmoe
It had more detail about the buildings and the thermite. The one I linked to is long but it shows lots of things that don't add up and asks questions about the entire day not just the buildings falling down.
Have a good weekend yourself.
Joe Shmoe
I'm not saying I buy it but there are some serious questions to be asked about the official story on 911. I'll look at the documentary you suggested but I doubt it has anything that 911 The new Pearl Harbor didn't touch on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWUzfJGmt5U
Joe Shmoe
Haha. You wan't the government to force everyone to wear a seat belt so they will be safe but want them to mind their own business when you're in favor of killing an unborn baby.
Makes sense.
Joe Shmoe
I saw some crap story this morning about how they make them to be shut off in case they malfunction and could cause a fire. They have a backup but it has to be turned on manually as well.
Some pirate in Somalia is probably fiddling with all of the controls right now.
Joe Shmoe
The peaceful part was replaced by the radicals after certain governments kept meddling in their business for their own financial gains. You could say the radicals cut the puppet strings.
Joe Shmoe
You dumb fuck. Google "Dan Savage Santorum".
Savage announced the winning entry, which defined "santorum" as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex".
Joe Shmoe
On top of that, climate change is a "theory" meaning it isn't a proven fact. Just like the earth was flat and the sun revolved around the earth were theories. Yet liberals will claim it as fact but then turn around and argue that it's their body when they have an abortion.
Joe Shmoe
I know it's not short but if you aren't going to watch it to see WHY you shouldn't talk to the police you're just spouting uninformed opinions. Even if you're innocent he gives the reasons why you shouldn't talk without a lawyer present.
Joe Shmoe
He cares about others by using other peoples money. He also never had a steady income until he was in his forties and that was when he started sucking on the government tit.
He may be a decent man but we certainly don't need his socialism to care for us.
