Funny Pick up Lines can save you in many situations. The dating scene can be tough and if you are not very prepared in what you are going to say, then you are in for a disaster. Instead of walking in cold turkey and risk some egg on your face by getting rebuffed by many and that too in front of your friends,, why not go well prepared?
By prepared we mean nothing more strenuous than going through this list and finding the ones that you think you can use. After all if you are the serious and rather dark type of person then obviously a very flippant and ridiculous pickup line is not going to work for you. If you are the kind of person who is known for making wise cracks all the time then you should love this. If in case you are already in a committed relationship and have no need for these pickup lines you can always provide them to people who need them. In fact people will be pleasantly surprised and eternally grateful for your help. It is really nice to be able to help the date wise handicapped people who are completely inept at coming up with things to say to the opposite sex.
As you scroll through the list you will find that some are funny, some are stilted and some outright corny. But one thing is true they will make you smile at the sheer ridiculousness and audacity of some of them. And if they make you smile then you can be sure that others will also fall for them. If not all at least some and that is the first step to picking up the right girl.
The right pickup line and spiffy look is after all the foundation for your future love life and here we are providing it you on a platter.
Funny Pick up Lines For Girls
- You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
- My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
- Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
- You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else, you’ll set the carpet on fire.
- If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
- For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
- Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
- You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
- Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes
- I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
- Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ’cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them
- Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
- You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
- You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
- Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
- I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
- Smoking is hazardous to your health… and baby, you’re killing me!
- There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
- You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
- Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
- Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
- If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
- I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- How was heaven when you left it?
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
- The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name
- If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you
- You must be a criminal; surely it is a crime to look this good.