I baked the saddest cake ever.
Found this picture in a restaurant while I was in Indonesia.
This framed print in That 70′s Show is the same print that’s on my bed sheets.
Tried taking a panorama photo at a concert in Boston and the lights went out as I started to pan.
I’m the hardest working employee they’ve ever had
The amber bear amulet, 3500 years old.
At the age of 20, I just remembered and understood this.
This bag of chips is being a real eco-douche
I’ve come to the conclusion that the shower curtain is a magical doorway to the land of willpower, one-liners, good singing, and motivation. Its like a Narnia where you wash your ass.