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My old girl is going blind. She wants to be next to me when I’m on the couch, but whines and won’t come over to this side of the room. So I improvised a “landing strip”. Works like a charm!
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just manly things
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I was jealous of my friends Harley, but I’m cool now too.
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Ozzy Osbourne being a grandpa
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I just left my bedroom and was approached by this guy. I don’t own a cat.
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Well said 80′s sweater!
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It’s that time of the year again
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Everything must go.. everything..
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It hasn’t even been up for 3 minutes…
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ADRIAN!!!!
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Even the plants get it.
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Normal morning until I took the subway…
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They don’t make Altoids like they used to…
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My tree vomited a bunch of sap and it became an icicle. Sapvomitcicle.
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Cindy Lou who. Then and now
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I don’t remember ordering anything. Do you remember ordering anything?
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In case you ever wondered what a scaleless snake looked like…
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My grandpa found my cigarettes
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A single word that always keeps me going
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