So my dad got Facebook…
Not sure if I will be swimming or skydiving today
I’m a camp counselor and one of the prizes the kids can win is a barrel of slime. We had to discontinue this color
I get an e-mail this morning from the gf with this picture, asking “Did you tear my address sticker off so you could see her boob?”
LPT: Wrap a wet paper towel around your beverage and put it in the freezer. In about 15 minutes it will be almost completely ice cold.
How I Feel Watching the Olympics
Picture of Milky Way as seen from Mars!
How Australian Newspaper distinguishes between North Korea and South Korea