1200 mile drive and 9 hours sitting on a hotel sheet, to view 46 seconds of history
My friend is pregnant, also an elementary school teacher
Why you never ask 4chan to name your band
Issues at home
The unsurpassed wisdom of a bartender
Watch where you point that thing, bro!
What my relationships are built on
How I watch porn on my flights
Roses are…
So today I was heading into Times Square and saw this in the Subway
