My dogs like to hold hands and smile
Now that’s how you pick up women!
I too prefer to wear my bikini top as if I struggled it on drunkenly.
“Dried Ink”. I run a print shop and this was on the shelf for about 10 years.
What my guardian angel must look like at times…
When a girl explains how she wants something done during sexy time
Yep….that’s exactly where I want my button….
My thought process when I see something I really don’t need…
My cat stands in unusual places
“Better ingredients. Better pizza. I’m fucking drunk”
Check out my 3d printed Putin Butt plug
Your vagina mittens and my knitted penis scarf should hook up sometime.
If you wear a black sock you’ll get stopped and frisked
Someone from Star Trek has a part time job as a reporter
The perfect crime