The reason I’m failing lab :/
Well, fuck you too prick!
Every time I lay on the ground to do ab exercises…
Being 6 ft 3 in was pretty tough in Japan
A Siberian flying squirrel in an elevator
At the local strip club.
My worst fear as a child was legitimate
I have a girlfriend, but happen to live with a different female. This is relatable.
just girly things
I found someone’s cell phone in a Lowes parking lot…