Fuck you ice cream I didn’t even want to eat you anyway.
It’s a me…
Italians: It’s in their blood
This happened to my Fiancee. I could not stop laughing.
Just another excuse for chicks to be in the bathroom all day.
My Asian friend just told me this
The Chinese guy that was suing the Chinese government over smog.
How Geico commercials would go in real life
‘They are 18 right?’