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I’m not going to conform to society’s way of eating Oreos.
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My buddy just uploaded this to Facebook. I think he nailed it.
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What a woman slayer
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Don’t let go son…
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Fun Holidays
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If you’ll excuse me, I have to go measure…. stuff.
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Yesterday, I shamed my cat.
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I think this style fits him just right
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When will my shadow show who I am inside?
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My manager didn’t think it was funny. :/
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This wall looks 2D
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Yea detention should fix that
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A Tomahawk Cruise Missile about to impact
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I said this to an audience full of MIT students last night
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Funny you should mention it
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