My Chemistry teacher’s poster made me chuckle
Got a nice surprise when I cut open my pepper
Just taking the dog for a walk
Everyone at the head enhancement clinic said nobody would notice.
A friend of mine’s dad owns a bar, this was his sign one day.
I got a 101 year old nickel in my change yesterday
I think my 4 month old daughter is plotting something
This is the death mask of an unknown girl pulled from the Seine in Paris in 1880, an apparent suicide. Her features were used for the CPR first aid mannequin “Rescue Annie” in 1958. Although her identity remains a mystery, her face, it’s said, has become “the most kissed face of all time.”
Dropped some flour on my cat
I was picking apples in the orchard when suddenly….
You’d think the blue ones would be much bigger
You put your right foot in. . .
My favorite Simpsons quote
Good Guy Boss
What happens when you put a 7-Eleven on a Walmart.
Stopped in traffic next to this thing
Don’t be so uptight
You should see how happy the clown is.
Three million plastic balls help reflect UV rays on a water reservoir – Los Angeles
Friend Found a Wrecking Ball