Whenever someone asks me if I farted in a public place.
So I saw this sign today..
my roommate asked me to make signs for her garage sale tomorrow..
We live in a world of lies.
My family didn’t think this was funny when I said it after cooking dinner.
There was no party in the back that night…
Friend just sent this to me. And yes, that is a submerged car behind her.
There’s always ‘that one guy’
Winning a game in real life just doesn’t feel the same
A tribute to the ladies
Favorite line from Archer
So this candy store advertised “one foot of chocolate for 99 cents”
Human babies vs. other babies
I guess they had problems with people leaving teethmarks on their balls