I like to text my wife sexy pictures while she’s at work.
Another genius idea
Vin Diesel Eating Pasta on Stilts
A picture taken in the Infrared range of light
was helping my dad trim the hedge this morning when he cut something mildly important…
My laptop snaps a photo of the person that wakes up my computer…
Watching an old Simpsons episode and paused to read some unreadable text. Goddammit…
You ever notice how white people be murderin like this, and black people be murderin like this?
I can’t help but be a little skeptical…
Left my baby husky alone for a minute, and I come back to this .
Caught my GF cooling her wiener
I used the tip of a sharp exacto knife to fold this. 3mm.
A jaguar going for a swim
Gay Pride Parade NYC 2013
Bitches made to order
My friend put a slice of lemon in her glass in such a way that the cola stayed on top.