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Found this bike the other day and it confused me about our reality. Is it broken or not broken?
Spammed my girlfriend with animal puns for her to wake up to. She said that if i sent another, i’d lose sex for a month. I couldn’t help but send this. I regret nothing!
Now hold on just a diddly-darn minute…
meme – removedReportedly, Kate Upton has said that she doesn’t want to marry anyone that’s famous.
My father works for a company that is in charge of bringing back Hostess products by the Fall. He came home holding this shirt today.
Brazilian protester carrying a cop that was hurt during the riots in Sao Paulo. Good guy!
Star Wars EP. VII
He sat and watched me eat Chinese take-out for half an hour. Then this happened..
I need a pair of boobs
I have been drawing lots of inanimate objects exposing themselves lately. The latest is a hot dog I call Hot Dong.
Looks like I’m not going to work today
A statue of Shiva is almost submerged by the waters of the Ganges in Rishikesh, in the northern Indian state of Uttarakhand
I swear…it’s not what it looks like
I got my best friend high for the first time years ago. He recently came out. He texted this pic to me and said, “See you did this to me! It is science.”
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