Just got a job at a car dealership, I get paid to do this.
May have to invest in a dryer this winter. Not a good idea to hang laundry out to dry.
Possibly the best thing I could have heard in this embarrassing situation..
Bough 4-day passes to an outdoor concert fest..
Forgot I had this as my background when I went to IT, the look the guy gave me when he read it was pretty odd
So I got a picture of Joe Biden at yesterday’s inaugural parade. Shat bricks when I looked at it later.
How I use the bathroom in the morning
This kid is going places…
Best photo-bomb ever?
The nutrition facts for my 5lb box of gummy bears.
A very young Bill Clinton meeting JFK
So happy for my girlfriend’s progress.
I was nervous for an interview today, so my mother left me this to make me smile
Four distinct seasons for the same place