
I work for a children’s party company as a performer. I’m a professional princess. This is me as The Little Mermaid.




I’M A FUCKING T-REX!



My friends wife let him name their new puppy.



A young Christian Bale, Empire of The Sun (1987)



The dreaded Public Friendzoning




Cat Food



First Lady Michelle Obama being lifted by U.S. Olympic wrestler Elena Pirozhkova during a greet with Team USA


























