90 Funny Motivational Quotes [Latest Edition]

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Who says humor has to only make you laugh; humor can also motivate and inspire you, like these Funny Motivational Quotes. Many a time we find things funny because there is a kernel of truth in them and this is what makes us rueful and makes us laugh. So instead of trying to say things are merely motivational when handling people you could allow humor to take over. You will be pleasantly surprised at how effective this can be.

 

Even a very ponderous and serious discussion can be lightened with an injection of humor into it. Many people believe that every situation should be handled with gravity especially weighty matters like motivation. But the humor way is the way that you get people to smile and when people smile their minds tend to be more open. When the mind is open it tends to absorb things faster and communication is better.

 

You can use this collection of motivational quotes on you Facebook status, or company Facebook page or write it down on the board on a daily basis to get the office staff motivated or even use them strategically while making an official presentation. No matter where you them in your personal life or in an official capacity, you will find that along with smiles the message gets passed on effectively and people are definitely motivated.

 

Think about it, why else would the greatest minds on earth come up with such quotations that are funny yet inspiring? It is so because they realized the important role humor plays in most situations. If you want you can pen down a few lines yourself. But inspiration may not strike all the time and that is what this list is for. What are you waiting for? Simply scroll through the list and pick the ones that fit.

Funny motivational quotes

  • By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
  • Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
  • Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.
  • Some people develop a wishbone where their back bone should be.
  • Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
  • You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.
  • “DECIDE what it is you really want to do in this world, the one thing that, 150 years from now, will still cause people to exclaim, ‘He was here, he did something “AMAZING.’ And then grab some Tostitos and go watch ESPN. That’s enough self-delusional bullshit for one day.”
  • I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.
  • I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
  • I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.
  • People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.
  • Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to inner-peace.
  • Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
  • A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.
  • Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
  • I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
  • None of us is as dumb as all of us.
  • Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.
  • If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees. That’ll do them in.
  • I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
  • If I had a dollar for every time someone came to me with not only a problem but also a possible solution to that problem, I’d have six dollars.
  • Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
  • Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
  • To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. – Voltaire Do be do be do.
  • Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.
  • If laughter is the best medicine, let’s OD together.”
  • “Dreams come true all the time, just not for the dreamers”
  • “More often than not, if a person is wearing a smile, there is a victim attached somewhere.”
  • “Why sadness was created?
  • So we could rest from laughing.”
  • “The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.”
  • “Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny –
  • Did you ever try buying them without money.”
  • “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”
  • “Real mothers don’t just listen with humble embarrassment to the elderly lady who offers unsolicited advice in the checkout line when a child is throwing a tantrum. We take the child, dump him in the lady’s cart, and say, “Great. Maybe you can do a better job.”
  • Real mothers know that it’s okay to eat cold pizza for breakfast.
  • Real mothers admit it is easier to fail at this job than to succeed.”
  • “When I get a little money I buy books, and if I have any left, I buy food and clothes.”
  • “A lot of men tend to want “models”
  • I tell men, unless they look like a model themselves, they can’t expect to land one.”
  • “I go on the presumption that everyone’s full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.”
  • “I’m not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me”
  • “When you have failed at being nice, you’ve actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it.”
  • “Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.”
  • “I decided to irritate him, on the premise that it couldn’t make my situation any worse.”
  • “That dude thought he was the shit so i punched him right square in his feelings”
  • “If someone wanted to have a grudge against me, or didn’t agree with my lifestyle, the way I breathed, the space I took up on this planet, they had an open door to ‘report’ to the powers that be.”
  • “I told a doctor once, “Doc, if you want to know what’s inside of me, put down the x-ray and pick up my novel!”
  • “A cause may be inconvenient, but it’s magnificent. It’s like champagne or high heels, and one must be prepared to suffer for it.”
  • “Dad, one of my first memories is of sharing my worry with you about the space shuttle poking holes in the atmosphere and letting out all of Earth’s air.”
 
     
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