75 Funny Sister Quotes [Latest Edition]

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You can be sure that where there is plenty of humor there will be warmth and affection. This is definitely true of sisters. They have shared a vital part of your life and have been part of many smiles and tears and continue to do so throughout your lives. What better way to share something that you feel from your heart for you sister than with humor? Humor is not merely a means to amuse people but it can be smartly used to make a point and express your deepest feelings without going overboard while doing so. Here are some Funny Sister Quotes.


Many a sibling is really uncomfortable when sentiments and feelings are openly expressed. This can lead to awkward silences and confused mumblings especially when you say such things face to face. Instead you can cleverly disguise your feelings in good humor. This will put them at ease and leave them feeling good while also bringing a smile to their faces. What else could you ask for?


In fact when you come to think of it, it makes a lot of sense. After all sisters are more prone to pull each others’ hair and throw a tantrum than to express things in a sentimental way. A punch of appreciation is more natural than a hug and kiss. So why make a emotionally wrought situation even more heavy by going the sentimental route? Use a humorous expression when you give your sister a card or gift. You can even pen down some of these lines and read them out on the eve of a family occasion. Your sister will like you even more for making her smile or laugh and putting a sparkle into the proceedings.


These need not be restricted to your sisters alone, you can even use these quotations for close friends who are like family to you.

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Funny Sister Quotes

  • Of two sisters, one is always the watcher, one the dancer.
  • Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five.
  • Having a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.
  • More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good.
  • Never let an angry sister comb your hair.
  • Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
  • No 1 knows better than a sister how we grew up & who our friends, teachers & favorite toys were. No 1 knows better than she…
  • A sister is one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
  • Our roots say we’re sisters, our hearts say we’re friends.
  • A sister is a gift from God, sent from above to make life worthwhile.
  • How do people make it through life without a sister?
  • She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she’s the reason you wish you were an only child.
  • Sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other.
  • A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost .
  • Persistence iz da twin sister of excellence. 1 iz a matter of quality; the other, a matter of time.
  • Do you have a sister? If you have, you shall know what I mean.
  • A sister is a gift 2 the heart, a friend 2 the spirit, a golden thread 2 the meaning of life.
  • A sister shares childhood memories and grown-up dreams.
  • It is only the women whose eyes have been washed clear with tears who get da broad vision dat makes them little sisters 2 all da world.
  • Sisters don’t need words. They have perfected a language of snarls and smiles and frowns and winks – expressions of shocked surprise and incredulity and disbelief. Sniffs and snorts and gasps and sighs – that can undermine any tale you’re telling.
  • The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble.
  • You can kid the world. But not your sister.
  • My sister wanted to be an actress. She never made it, but she does live in a trailer… so she got halfway. She’s an actress, she’s just never called to the set.
  • If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and won’t catch your eye, she’s wearing your best sweater.
  • A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.
  • Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers.
  • Having a sister iz like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll still be there.
  • I would like more sisters, that the taking out of one, might not leave such stillness.
  • A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.
  • Sisters share the scent and smells – the feel of a common childhood.
  • Power comes not from the barrel of a gun, but from one’’s awareness of his or her own cultural strength & the unlimited capacity to empathize with, feel for, care, & love one’’s brothers & sisters.
  • Two scorpions living in the same hole will get along better than two sisters in the same house.
  • Conciseness is the sister of talent.
  • I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.
  • A perfect sister I am not, but thankful for the one I’ve got.
  • There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.
  • Bro’s and sis’s are as close as hands and feet .
  • No one knows better than a sister how we grew up, and who our friends, teachers and favorite toys were. No one knows better than she.
  • An older sister is a friend and defender – a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too.
  • If you don’t understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.
  • In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.
  • My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.
  • A sister is both your mirror & your opposite.
  • My sis, some1 who has always been there for the good times and the bad times.
  • Help 1 another, is part of the religion of sisterhood.
  • A sister is a gift from God, sent from above to make life worthwhile here below.
  • You can kid the world,But not your sister .
  • The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend.
  • Sweet is the voice of a sister in da season of sorrow.
  • A younger sister is someone to use as a guinea-pig in trying sledges and experimental go-carts. Someone to send on messages to Mum. But someone who needs you – who comes to you with bumped heads, grazed knees, tales of persecution. Someone who trusts you to defend her. Someone who thinks you know the answers to almost everything.
  • What’s the good of news if u haven’t a sister to share it.