Funny Thought for the Day for Students: We all have days when we need to escape from the world into our refuge; our safe place, which we will have created and it can be anywhere in the world because it is only in our mind. Here are an awesome collection of Funny Thought for the Day for Students.

Funny Thought for the Day for Students

• ”How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!’” – Unknown
• “When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.” – Will Rogers
• “Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.” – José Maria de Eça de Queiroz
• ”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong” – Unknown
• “Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Brian Gerald O’Driscoll
• “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” – Oscar Wilde
• “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” – Abraham Lincoln (paraphrase from the Bible, ‘Proverbs’ 17:28)
• “The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.” – Unknown
• “The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes.” – Albert Einstein
• “I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.” – Unknown
• “Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.” – Bill McGlashen
• “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Marilyn Monroe
• “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets” – Al McGuire
• “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” – Mark Twain
• “Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?” – Unknown
• ”If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.” – Sam Levenson
• “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.” – Earl Wilson
• “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
• “The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.” – Will Rogers
• “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.” – Steven Wright
• It is because we are different that each of us is special.

• When time never waits for us, Then why do we always wait for the right time??  No time is wrong to do the right things..
• Be big enough to admit and admire the  abilities of people who are better than you.
• Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
• Life gives us daily lessons; not to study but to understand.
• Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.
• If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you’ll never enjoy the sunshine.
• Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free.
• Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
• Always remember you’re unique — just like everyone else.
• Constant thankfulness makes a human magnet out of a common personality.
• Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.
• Every bad situation will have something positive, Even a stopped clock shows correct time twice a day. Think positive=SUCCESS
• No God, no peace. Know God, know peace.
• You can’t do anything unless you want to. It’s the desire and passion that counts.
• We are born with two options: to be slave or master of our destiny.
• We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It’s called strength
• Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.
• Many people live under the illusion that they have none.
• Success is ninety percent about your attitude and ten percent about your talents.
• If not me, who? And if not now, when?
• Don’t wish it were easier, wish you were better.
• A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.
• Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things
• Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.
• It’s not enough to be busy . . . the question is: what are we busy about?
• No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
• Success is the problem but failure is the formula.. You can’t solve the problem without knowing the formula..
• Relationship is like a book, it takes few seconds to burn but years to write. So write it carefully n never let it burn.
• Winners always compares their achievements with their own goals, While losers compares their achievements with the failures of other people
• A Winner never quit, But a quiter never win, So choose the best one.
• There is enough for every man need but not enough for one man greed.
• Never leave on tomorrow, which u can do today.